American Psycho2000

Luis:
Hi, guys. I wanna get your opinion on something. It's my business card. I decided to get a new one, too.

[Luis removes his business card from the holder and shows it to McDermott, then Van Patten]

McDermott:
Very nice.

Van Patten:
Very nice, Luis.

Luis:
Thank you. [shows it to Bateman, who does not respond. Luis then leaves]

Van Patten:
Listen, what about dinner...

Bateman:
Is that all you ever have to contribute, Van Patten? What about f***in' dinner?!

McDermott:
Cheer up there, baby. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning? [claps Bateman on the shoulder]

Bateman:
[shoves McDermott's hand away] Touch me like that, and you'll draw back a stump.

McDermott:
Hold on there, little buddy--!

[Bateman leaves and heads for the restroom where Luis is at. Donning a pair of leather gloves, he approaches Luis from behind and prepares to strangle him, but Luis turns around, sees Bateman, removes one of the gloves and kisses Bateman's hand.]

Luis:
[laughs] Patrick...why here? I've seen you looking at me. [traces a hand along Bateman's cheek, before pressing a finger to his lips and nose] I've noticed your...hot body. [chuckles, then moves in close] Don't be shy. You can't imagine how long I've wanted this - ever since that Christmas party - Arizona 206, you know, the one where you were wearing that red striped paisley Armani tie...

[Bateman, bewildered and disgusted, heads to one of the sinks and begins washing his hands - without even removing the gloves.]

Luis:
I want you. I want you, too!

[Bateman does not respond and heads for the door.]

Luis:
Patrick!

Bateman:
WHAT IS IT?!

Luis:
...Where are you going?

Bateman:
I've gotta return some videotapes. [leaves]