Analyze This

     

Analyze This1999

Director: Harold Ramis
Stars: Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal, Lisa Kudrow, Chazz Palminteri, Kresh Novakovic
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 103 minutes

Cast Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal together in a film and it should be a sucker's bet as to who's going to be funnier and who's going to give the more nuanced performance. Somehow, though, De Niro walks away with most of the laughs in Analyze Thi… more »


Boss Paul Vitti:
Hey, people get depressed, they jump. It's a human tragedy. It ain't my fault.

Dr. Ben Sobel:
Oh, now you're gonna tell me it was a suicide?

Boss Paul Vitti:
I don't know, I think he left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?

Jelly:
(taking out a pen) Uh no, but they will in a minute.

Dr. Ben Sobel:
Oh, and let me guess what it says? "Life is bullshit, I can't f***ing take it no more! Signed, the Dead Guy."

Jelly:
Hey, that's good, Doc.

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