Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy2004

Brian:
I mean, come on, Ed, it's bullcrap! D - Don't get me wrong, I loves the ladies. I mean, they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!

Champ:
It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!

Brian:
Uh-huh.

Brick:
I don't know what we're yelling about!

Brian:
You're with us, Ron. What do you think?

Ron:
Sh*t! Sh-- it's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!

Brian:
Mm-hmm.

Brick:
Loud noises!

Ed:
All right, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime, okay?

Brick:
I heard somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.

Brian:
Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now, you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

Champ:
I will say one thing for her, Ed. She does have a nice, big old behind.

[He laughs.]

Champ:
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt and just bite, bite, bite, bite, munch, munch, munch! Ah-woo!

[Ed and Brian are cracking up.]

Ed:
Stop it! Oh, Jesus.

[Champ continues barking and does not see Veronica enter the room. Ed and Brian stop laughing upon realizing that she is there.]

Champ:
Oh, oh, oh, look at the full-moon butt! Look at it!

[He continues barking.]

Brian:
Champ! Champ! Champ, Champ!

[Brian motions to Champ to be quiet, and Champ turns and sees Veronica and becomes silent.]

Veronica Corningstone:
Mr. Harkin, I was just wondering if you knew when my office would be ready.

Edward "Ed" Harkin:
Well, that might take some time. For now, why don't you just grab a desk in the bullpen?

Ron:
You can use my office! Then, afterwards, maybe we can go to lunch!

Ed:
Lower your voice, Ron.

Ron:
Mm-hm!

Veronica:
All right. Well, thank you, Mr. Harkin. I'll go get my desk set up.

[Veronica leaves Ed's office, and Champ and Brian crack up again.]

Champion "Champ" Kind:
Oh, she is a saucy mama!