The Angry Birds Movie2016

[First lines; Red is running through the forest carrying a fake egg.]

Red:
[gasping] Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, oh, boy, oh, boy. Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy. Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move. [goes through a log and then falls down a cliff] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! [grunts and starts falling] No, no, no, no, no! [grabs the fake egg] Hey, hey, gotcha! [Swings on a vine. A snake gets caught on the vine.] [grunts] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [Red and the snake screaming] I don't like it, I don't like it! [drops the fake egg] [grunting] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow , ow, ow! Oh! [Red grunting and falls down a tree and hits branches on the way down.] Beak! Wing! Tail! Ribs! Giblets! [chuckling; screams, and grabs the egg. the tree branch flings him up] I'm flying! No, still can't fly. [splashes, babbles and falls in water.] [muffled] I cannot believe this. [gasping] Breathe, breathe. [grabs the fake egg, goes onto land and pulls a fish thing of himself] Bottom feeder. [goes up treehouse] Up and over! [knocks then puts on clown costume] TA-DA! [Timothy starts screaming] Ah, no, no, no, no, no! Look, it's okay, I'm just a clown!