The Angry Birds Movie2016

Red:
I'll tell ya how we're gonna fly. Remember, the goal is the castle. Get to the castle! Who wants to go first?

Bomb:
Over here!

Matilda:
I do!

Bomb:
Me, me, me!

Red:
Hey, alright, Matilda.

Bomb:
[sighs] Always a bridesmaid.

Chuck:
[Bomb launches him to the "Boom Baby Boom" with the slingshot] Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times.

Matilda:
[Matilda's slingshot him] SHOOT IT!

Red:
Okeydoke. FIRE!

[Bomb launches him to the porkers with the slingshot, Matilda chuckles]

Earl:
[Sings] ? And a-1 and a— ? Whoa!

Matilda:
Take that, Porkers!

Earl:
INCOMING!

Matilda:
[explodes as to the piggies] Boom, baby! Boom!

Red:
Well, how about that? My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt. [Hal goal slingshot] You what's your name, Hal? I've seen you do something strange before, right?

Hal:
Well, let's see, I'm really good at launch him!

Red:
Launch him! [Bomb and Chuck launches him to the pig with the slingshot, Hal screaming as he falls and lands] Oh, this guy looks good.

Chuck:
He's gonna make it! [Hal babbling]

Bomb:
This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now.

Red:
No, he's coming back. He's coming, Duck!

[Hal's as he falls in the a...]

Red:
... Get down!

Birds:
DUCK!! [Hal's and tree falls lands him: THUD, Hal grunting as he the witnessing incredible another]

Hal:
[Groans] Did we win?

Red:
Umm, no, not quite yet, buddy, we're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?

Chuck:
[Chuck teacher bag treasure chest and to Red] Medic!

Red:
Alright, who's up next? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! What can you do?! [Cyrus sneezes as he nose, Red grunts and shudders] Yuck!

Bomb:
Um, need a Tissue? [Cyrus screams as he piano stops and falls nose. Red's tissue ice pack quite, "Calvin Swine".]

Red:
[to Mime] Who's next? We need fliers, not stand-byers! Let's go!

Chuck:
You go out there and you show them how frightening mimes can be.