The Ant Bully2006

[the teaser trailer begins as the bell rings for the interview]

Interviewer:
Okay, auditioning for The Ant Bully, the role of terrified ant number 1,697.

[takes a cut, lying the quarter on the ground]

Female Ant:
Run! Run for your lives! Destroyer is coming! I am terrified! [wailing, throwing the paper]

Interviewer:
Thank you.

Male Ant 1:
It is destroya. Come with me if you want to leave.

Male Ant 2:
Inspecto Petronum!

Interviewer:
[chuckling] Wrong movie.

Beetle:
Run! Run, I say!

Interviewer:
Uh, pardon me.

Bettle:
Uh, what?

Interviewer:
You're not an ant, are you?

Bettle:
I can do ant.

Interviewer:
I'm sorry. We need a red ant.

Beetle:
I can do ant!

[cut to the beatboxer ants]

Beatboxer Ant 1:
You want me at number 1697! I'm gonna send this destroya straight to heaven!

Beatboxer Ant 2:
You better believe that! Eenie-weenie, weenie-uh.

Beetle:
Oh, no! The destroya was come to destroy me, because I'm ant, now!

Interviewer:
It is me. Did you just paint yourself red?

Beetle:
No! [the red paint falls on the quarter] Yes.

Interviewer:
Yeah, listen. The movie is called The Ant Bully.

Beetle:
What about the bully role? I can do real me. Watch this. Yo!

Interviewer:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The bully role has been cast already.

Beetle:
Oh. To who?

[the interviewer clears throat, pointing the hand, then looking up at Lucas from toe to head]

Beetle:
Hey, you're just a little kid! Aren't you the cutest thing?

[he begins to step on the red Beetle on the quarter]

Beetle:
Oh my goodness.

[the title card appears]

Beetle:
I'm okay!

[he steps on the red bettle and the quarter]

Beetle:
Cut.