The Ant Bully2006

Zoc:
[trying to get his potion to work] I Zoc, call upon the elements. The wind that blows, rain that falls, fire that burns. Deliver your awesome power and transform my potion. Clackteil. [bangs fire crystals together but nothing happens, except they just smoke]

Hova:
[clapping for Zoc] Yay. That was great, sweetie. I loved the smoke effect. [To Spindle] Didn't you Spindle

Zoc:
Craznocks!. [To fire crystal] Yooouuu... rock. Curse upon your children.

Hova:
I don't think rocks have children, honey.

Zoc:
[Throws fire crystal to the ground] They won't now.

Hova:
Okay, what's the matter?

Zoc:
Hova, the potion is supposed to change color. It's not changing color! IT’S NOT CHANGING COLOR! [Grabs two more fire crystals] I call upon the wind, rain et cetera, transform my potion and Clacktiel! [once again nothing happens, just smoke.] URRRRGH!!! [he angrily bangs them against each other a few more time] CLACKTIEL! CLACKTIEL! TICK-CLACKITY-CLACK!

Hova:
Oh, maybe you're pronouncing it wrong.

Zoc:
How could I pronounce it wrong? I made it up!