Armageddon1998

President:
What is this thing?

Truman:
It's an asteroid, sir.

President:
How big are we talking?

Scientist:
Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion–

Truman:
It's the size of Texas, Mr. President.

President:
Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?

Truman:
Well, our object collision budget's about a million dollars a year. That allows us to track about three percent of the sky, and begging your pardon, sir, but it's a big-ass sky.

Gen. Kimsey:
And the ones this morning?

Truman:
Uh, those were nothing. Those were the size of basketballs and Volkswagens, things like that.

President:
Is this, going to hit us?

Truman:
We're efforting that as we speak, sir.

President:
What kind of damage will this do?

Truman:
Damage? Total, sir. It's what we call a global killer. The end of mankind. Doesn't matter where it hits, nothing would survive, not even bacteria.

President:
My God. What do we do?