Armageddon1998

[The team are listing their conditions for going on the mission]

Truman:
So what's the verdict?

Harry Stamper:
They'll do it. They've made a few requests though.

Truman:
Such as?

Stamper:
[riffles through sheets of paper] Well, there's uh, few things here, uh... nothin' really big, uh, just- Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record.

Oscar:
[shouting from balcony] Fifty-six tickets in seven states...

Stamper:
[to Oscar] I'll-I'll tell 'em Oscar, you got it.

Oscar:
Okay.

Stamper:
Uh, Noonan's got two women friends that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. Max would like you to...bring back eight-track tapes. Not sure if that's gonna work, but, uh, let's see what else. Um, Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. Um - hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? [Truman and the General look at him] Didn't think so. Um, Bear would like to stay at the... [tries to read writing] "White horse"? [looks up at Bear]

Bear:
White. House. White House.

Stamper:
White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.

Truman:
Sure, I think we can, uh, take care of... some of that.

Rockhound:
[shouting from balcony] Harry!

Stamper:
[motions back at Rockhound] Yeah, one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever. [Kimsey and Truman stare at Harry, who smirks and shrugs]