Around the World in 80 Days2004

Phileas:
[about the goat that ate his paper] Please keep that inconsiderate beast away from me! And refrain from ridiculous anecdotes.

Indian Child on the train:
Why do you not like his story, Mr. Frog?

Phileas:
It's Fogg. Phileas Fogg. How could a man learn to defend himself by watching animals behave like... animals?

Monique:
It is famous legend.

Phileas:
A ridiculous legend.

Monique:
Most legends are born from truth.

Phileas:
Yes. But all truths are born from facts. Solid, tangible facts that can be calculated and written down on paper.

Monique:
And then eaten by a goat. [all the children laugh]

Indian Child on the train:
Mr. Feelsillious, when I tell the story of the man who circled the entire world in 80 days, would that not be a legend?

Phileas:
[chagrined] Only if the man's name was Feelsillious Frog...

[The children laugh again]