As Good as It Gets1997

[Frank Sachs knocks on Melvin Udall's door.]

Melvin Udall:
Oh, now I'm pissed! Now, I am really pissed!

[Melvin jerks his door back open. Frank immediately grabs Melvin by his shirt and jerks him forward.]

Melvin Udall:
Oh! Don't touch! Don't touch!

Frank Sachs:
Sh! Sh!

Melvin Udall:
Don't touch.

Frank Sachs:
Shut up!

Melvin Udall:
Don't.

Frank Sachs:
You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude, but you don't intimidate me. I grew up in hell, home boy! My grandmother had more attitude.

[Melvin calls for help.]

Melvin Udall:
Police! Donut-munching morons! Help me! Help me!

Frank Sachs:
[to Melvin Udall] Sh!

Melvin Udall:
Help me!

Frank Sachs:
[to Melvin Udall] Stop it! Sh!

Melvin Udall:
[to Frank Sachs] Assault and battery, and you're black!

Frank Sachs:
I like Simon! I like him enough to batter you unrecognizable if you verbally abuse him or so much as touch that dog again. Meantime, I'm gonna think of some way that you can make it up to him.

[He is suddenly loud.]

Frank Sachs:
I hate doing this! I'm an art dealer.

[There is a beat.]

Frank Sachs:
Have a nice day.

[He runs off.]

Frank Sachs:
Okay! Party!