Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember2002

Stars: Mike Myers, Beyoncé, Seth Green, Michael York
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 94 minutes

Despite symptoms of sequelitis, Austin Powers in Goldmember is must-see lunacy for devoted fans of the shagadelic franchise. Unfortunately, the law of diminishing returns is in full effect: for every big-name cameo and raunchy double-entendre, there… more »



Dr. Evil:
Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H!!

Scott laughs.

Dr. Evil:
What?

Scott:
Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream, ass?

Dr. Evil:
I-I'm sorry, did you want some ice cream?

Scott:
Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass cream.

Dr. Evil:
[uncertainly] Perhaps later.

Number Two:
Dr. Evil, I love your plan.

Dr. Evil:
Yah, eh?

Frau:
Yeah, Doctor. It's a really good plan.

Dr. Evil:
Yes Frau, on the whole, I think Preparation H feels good.

Scott starts chuckling uncontrollably.

Dr. Evil:
[irritated] What is it now?

Scott:
No, nothin'. You know what, I agree. Preparation H does feel good...on the hole.

Dr. Evil:
Well, I'm glad were sprechen sie the same lingidy... yah. Ladies and Gentlemen, using my time machine, I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember, and bring him back to the future. And the best part of the plan is, no one can stop me...not even... Austin Powers. Muh-huh-huh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Others (except Scott):
Huh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Austin:
Not so fast.

[several British SAS forces storm the base]

Austin:
You're surrounded, Dr. Evil.

Dr. Evil:
Sh*t.

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