Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery1997

Vanessa:
Austin, can I have a word with you?

Austin:
Of course you may, love.

Vanessa:
Look, I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't shake off this suspicious feeling about that Italian secretary. You know, Miss Fagina? I don't wanna sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have been known to be jealous. I'm sorry.

Austin:
No, don't be sorry, baby. You were right to be suspicious. I shagged her.

Vanessa:
What?

Austin:
I shagged her rotten, baby! Yeah!

Vanessa:
I don't believe you, Austin! She was repellent!

Austin:
Saucer of milk, table 2. [meows like a cat]

Vanessa:
Did you use protection?

Austin:
'Course. I had my 9-millimeter automatic.

Vanessa:
You know I meant, did you use a condom?

Austin:
[laughs] Only sailors use condoms, baby.

Vanessa:
Not in the 90s, Austin!

Austin:
Well, they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.

[Vanessa huffily heads to bed]

Austin:
Vanessa, don't have a thrombo! Alotta meant nothing to me.

Vanessa:
Well, it means something to me. Austin, if you want us to have a relationship, you have to get it into your head that times have changed! You can't just go off shagging anybody anymore, and if you could, I wouldn't, because I'm not like that!

Austin:
Vanessa, you're everything to me.

Vanessa:
You just don't get it, do you? Good night, Austin. Welcome to the 90s. You're gonna be very lonely.