Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery1997

Stars: Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Michael York, Mimi Rogers
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 89 minutes

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Austin:
[holds Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.

Dr. Evil:
Not really. Kill the little bastard. See what I care.

Scott:
But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.

Dr. Evil:
I had the group liquidated, you little sh*t! They were insolent!

Scott:
I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!

Dr. Evil:
Oh, Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.

[Number Two arrives with two briefcases and a gun]

Dr. Evil:
Ahh. Number Two, your timing is impeccable. Go ahead. Take Mr. Powers away.

Number Two:
[points his gun at Dr. Evil] No.

Dr. Evil:
What?

Number Two:
Dr. Evil, I spent 30 years of my life turning this two-bit evil empire into a world class multi-national. I was going to have a cover story with Forbes. [Dr. Evil puts his hands up] But you, like an idiot, want to take over the world. And you don't realize there is no world anymore! It's only corporations!

Dr. Evil:
[puts his hands down] Silence, Number Two!

Number Two:
NO! [whimpers] I've had enough of you pushing me around! [to Austin] Mr. Powers, I have a business proposition you might find very interesting. [sits down on a chair while Austin walks forward to the table in front of Number 2]

Dr. Evil:
All right, I've had enough. [pushes the button that causes Number Two's chair to tilt back and drop him into the pit of fire]

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