Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me1999

[each time Austin pushes a button on the remote, Vanessa motions according to the button pushed]

Austin:
Vanessa, what's going on?

[he pushes the play button, and Vanessa walks up to him in normal speed]

Vanessa:
I don't know what you mean, Austin. I'm the same Vane--

[her sentence is muted when Austin pushes the mute button; he pushes the same button again]

Vanessa:
You must be--

[Austin pushes the SAP button]

Vanessa:
[in Spanish] ...Tu imaginación está jugando con ti, querido.

Austin:
[in the state of shock] OH, MY GOD!

[Vanessa strangles him by the neck; Austin rips her face off and sees the face of a machine in its place]

Austin:
Vanessa! You're a fembot!

Vanessa:
No sh*t, Sherlock! [throws Austin aside and releases machine guns from her breasts]

Austin:
Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?

Vanessa:
Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.

Austin:
Right. [to himself] Oh, my God!

["Vanessa" shoots her machine guns at Austin and stops firing as Austin waves a white flag to surrender]

Dr. Evil's voice:
Here's your wedding present, Mr. Powers. A kamikaze bride from me: Dr. Evil. [countdown reaches zero; "Vanessa's" head explodes, destroying bits of the hotel room]

Austin:
[unharmed, checks to see if his crotch is intact] Oh, thank God.