Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me1999

[at the Jerry Springer show, Dr. Evil sits beside Scott]

Dr. Evil:
Hello, Scott. Daddy's back.

Scott:
How could you do this to me? On national television?!

Dr. Evil:
Well, throw me a frickin' bone here, Scott.

Scott:
Why'd you run out on me?

Dr. Evil:
Because you're not quite evil enough.

[audience starts groaning]

Dr. Evil:
[to audience] Well, it's true. [to Scott] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just 1 calorie. Not evil enough.

White-Hooded Man:
What are you? Some kinda freak?!

Scott:
[stands up] Shut up, you (bleep)!

Dr. Evil:
Okay, come on.

Hooded Man:
[stands up, too] I'll kick your (bleep), punk.

Scott:
Bring it on, you skanky (bleep)!

Dr. Evil:
No one talks to my son like that. It's okay, Scott. (to the hooded man) You mother(bleep)! (stands up and attacks the hooded man)

(the audience goes wild, as well as numerous bleeps, Jerry's bodyguards try to stop the fight):

Dr. Evil:
(yells at the hooded man) You were born in your mother's (bleep)!

Audience:
(chant) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!