The Last Starfighter1984

Alex Rogan:
[shocked] Hey, you look like me!

Beta:
Of course I do. I'm a beta unit.

Alex Rogan:
What the hell is a beta unit?!

Beta:
A beta unit is a simuloid. An exact duplicate of you, only not as loud.

Alex Rogan:
Huh????

Beta:
I was in the Starcar, remember? We shook hands. I became you, unfortunately.

Alex Rogan:
Let me get this straight, you're a robot?

Beta:
I beg your pardon. I'm a state-of-the-art, top-of-the-line beta unit, put here as a courtesy replacement for while you are away. Lucky me. Wait a minute... what are you doing back?!

Alex Rogan:
Are you kidding? It's war up there!

Beta:
Oh, save the whales, but not the universe, huh?

Alex:
Why don't you go up there and fight?

Beta :
Simuloids can't fight, we're not allowed.