500 Days of Summer2009

Tom:
Paul, seriously...

Paul:
Did you bang her?

Tom:
No!

Paul:
Hum job?

Tom:
No!

Paul:
Hand job?

Tom:
No, Paul, no jobs. I'm still unemployed. We just kissed.

Paul:
Level with me, man. As your best friend, who put up with you whining about this girl for weeks on end...you were essentially stalking her!

Tom:
Paul!

Summer:
[walks in] Oh, hi.

Paul:
Hi.

Tom:
Summer, Paul. Paul, Summer.

Paul:
Well I gotta go...

Tom:
Yeah, man...

Paul:
Just pretend I was never here... [Paul leaves, then quickly ducks back in] Oh Tom, T-Tom! If any jobs come up...

Tom:
Thanks Paul! See ya! [once Paul's gone] He's...an old friend... if you heard anything...

Summer:
Heard what?

Tom:
Nothing, you wanna go?

Summer:
Yeah, I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. [walks away smiling]