Fargo1996

Jerry:
[pretending to talk to his "boss"] You goin' to the Gophers on Sunday?

Salesman:
Oh you betchya.

Jerry:
You wouldn't happen to have an extra ticket?

Salesman:
You kidin'!?

[Jerry returns to the customer]

Jerry:
Well... He never done this before, but seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.

Irate customer:
One hundred... You lied to me, Mr Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A... f***ing liar!

Customer's wife:
Bucky, please.

Irate customer:
Where's my goddamn check book? Lets get this over with.