Frozen2013

[Anna and Kristoff are riding on Kristoff's sled]

Kristoff:
Hang on! We like to go fast!

Princess Anna:
I like fast! [She props her feet up on the "dashboard"]

Kristoff:
Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Get your feet down. This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn? [He spits on the spot where Anna had her feet propped up. Some of the spit gets in Anna's face]

Princess Anna:
Ugh! No, I was raised in a castle!

Kristoff:
Hmmm. So, uh tell me. What made the Queen go all ice-crazy?

Princess Anna:
Oh, well, it was all my fault. I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know, that day, and she said she wouldn't bless the marriage and-

Kristoff:
Wait. You got engaged to someone you just met that day?

Princess Anna:
Yeah. Anyway, I got mad ,and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away and I grabbed her glove-

Kristoff:
HANG ON! You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?!

Princess Anna:
Yes, pay attention! But the thing is, she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, "Maybe she has a thing about dirt!"

Kristoff:
Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?

Princess Anna:
.....Yyyyyyyyyeessss, they did. [She scoots slightly to the edge of the seat] But Hans is not a stranger!

Kristoff:
Oh, yeah? What's his last name?

Princess Anna:
[scoffs] Of-the-Southern-Isles!

Kristoff:
What's his favorite food?

Princess Anna:
Sandwiches.

Kristoff:
Best friend's name?

Princess Anna:
Probably John.

Kristoff:
Eye color?

Princess Anna:
Dreamy.

Kristoff:
Foot size?

Princess Anna:
Foot size doesn't matter!

Kristoff:
Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?

Princess Anna:
[disgusted] Picks his nose?

Kristoff:
And eats it.

Princess Anna:
[annoyed] Excuse me, sir, he is a prince. [beat]

Kristoff:
All men do it.

Princess Anna:
Ew! [scoffs] Look, it doesn't matter; it's true love.

Kristoff:
Doesn't sound like true love.

Princess Anna:
Are you some sort of love expert?

Kristoff:
No, but... I have friends who are.

Princess Anna:
You have friends who are love experts? I'm not buying it. [Sven suddenly comes to a stop]

Kristoff:
Stop talking.

Princess Anna:
No, no, no, no, no! I'd like to meet these-[Kristoff puts a hand over Anna's mouth]

Kristoff:
No! I mean it.

Prnicess Anna:
Mmmph! Mmmph! [Anna shoves his hand away from her mouth] But-

Kristoff:
Ssshhh! [Kristoff scans the area behind them with his lantern. He sees a pack of hungry wolves slowly approaching them] Sven, go. Go!

Princess Anna:
What are they.

Kristoff:
Wolves.

Princess Anna:
Wolves?