Frozen2013

[Anna and Kristoff are walking through a forest with Sven. Anna looks awestruck at the beauty of the landscape]

Princess Anna:
I never knew winter could be so beautiful.

Olaf:
[offscreen] Yeah, it really is beautiful, isn't it? [Anna and Kristoff both look at Sven as if they think he's the one talking] But it's so white. How about a little color? I'm thinking, like, maybe some crimson, chartreuse... [Olaf wanders up behind Anna and Kristoff]...how 'bout yellow? No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? Brrr! No go.

[Olaf laughs. Anna and Kristoff finally notice his presence. Anna gasps]

Olaf:
Am I right?

Princess Anna:
AAAH! [Anna kicks Olaf's head off. Olaf's head lands in Kristoff's hands]

Olaf:
Hi.

Kristoff:
You're creepy. [tosses the head back to Anna]

Princess Anna:
I don't want it! [tosses the head back to Kristoff]

Kristoff:
Back at you!

Olaf:
Whoa! Please don't drop me! [Olaf's lower body is running around like a headless chicken as Anna and Kristoff play hot potato with his head]

Kristoff:
Come on, it's just a head!

Princess Anna:
No!

Olaf:
All right, we got off to a bad start.

Princess Anna:
Ew, ew! The body! [Anna throws Olaf's head at his lower body. He slides back, and stands up, his head on upside down]

Olaf:
Wait, what am I looking at right now? Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?

Princess Anna:
All right, wait one second. [Anna takes Olaf's head off and puts it on right side up]

Olaf:
Oh! Thank you.

Princess Anna:
You're welcome.

Olaf:
Now I'm perfect! [Anna smiles]

Princess Anna:
Well, almost.

Olaf:
[to Kristoff] It was like my whole life got turned upside down. [Anna grabs a carrot and tries to place it on Olaf's face tail first. It goes all the way through, save for the tip]

Princess Anna:
Oh! I'm sorry!

Olaf:
WHOO? Head rush!

Princess Anna:
Are you okay?

Olaf:
Are you kidding me? I... am wonderful! I've always wanted a nose. It's so cute. It's like a little baby unicorn. [Anna pushes the carrot through Olaf's head] Oh, hey whoa? Oh, I love it even more? All right, let's start this thing over: Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf. And I like warm hugs.

Princess Anna:
Olaf? [friendly] That's right! Olaf!

Olaf:
And you are...?

Princess Anna:
Oh... I'm Anna.

Olaf:
[points to Kristoff] And who's the funky-looking donkey over there?

Princess Anna:
[thinks Olaf is referring to Sven] That's Sven.

Olaf:
[points to Sven] Uh-huh. And who's the reindeer?

Princess Anna:
[confused] ...Sven?

Olaf:
Oh, they're bo- Oh! Okay. Makes things easier for me. [Sven tries to bite Olaf's carrot nose] Whoa! Oh, look at him, trying to kiss my nose. I like you, too!

Princess Anna:
Olaf, did Elsa build you?

Olaf:
Yeah, why?

Princess Anna:
Do you know where she is?

Kristoff:
[takes one of Olaf's twig arms and examines it] Fascinating.

Olaf:
Yeah, why?

Princess Anna:
Do you think you could show us the way?

Olaf:
Yeah, why?

Kristoff:
[still examining Olaf's arm] How does this work? [The arm slaps him] OW!

Olaf:
[snatches the arm and puts it back in his body] Stop it, Sven! Trying to focus here. [back to Anna] Yeah, why?

Kristoff:
I'll tell you why: We need Elsa to bring back summer.

Olaf:
Summer?

Princess Anna:
M-hm.

Olaf:
[excited] Oh, I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot...

Kristoff:
Really? I guess you don't have much experience with heat.

Olaf:
Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come. Ahh...