The Emperor's New Groove

The Emperor's New Groove2000

The Emperor's New Groove is a 2000 animated comedy starring David Spade, John Goodman, Patrick Warburton and Eartha Kitt, with music by Sting and John Debney. The sleeper hit was released by Walt Disney Pictures at the end of the year 2000. more »



[Kuzco and Pacha are running from the guards]

Pacha:
One of them's gotta change you back. Try this one!

Kuzco:
[drinks a potion and turns into a tortoise] Uh, Pacha, little help? [being a tortoise, cannot run away from the guards]

[Pacha grabs Kuzco and narrowly avoids the Octopus Guard's axes; he then uses Kuzco as a skateboard down the the stairway edges until they're cornered by the guards]

Pacha:
[holds up another potion] Oh, please be something with wings. [uncorks the potion and gives to Kuzco]

[in a puff of pink smoke, they rise out of the rail; the smoke settles to reveal Kuzco as a red bird]

Kuzco:
Yeah-ha-ha! We're flying! [reveals he is actually a tiny toucan; unable to lift Pacha's weight off the ground] Uh-oh.

[they crash onto a statue's head and Pacha runs while holding Kuzco]

Kuzco:
We're not going anywhere with you picking the vial! I'm picking the next one!

Pacha:
Fine by me!

Kuzco:
Give me that one!

[Pacha gives Kuzco the potion, turning him into a giant sperm whale]

Kuzco:
Don't you say a word.

[the bridge finally collapses and Pacha and Kuzco fall into the canals]

Yzma:
Quick, drain the canals!

[Kuzco surfaces with Pacha standing on his head]

Pacha:
Open up! [throws a potion into Kuzco's open mouth, turning back into a llama]

Kuzco:
[delighted] Yay, I'm a llama again! [pause] Wait.

[a rumbling is heard and the water immediately drains out of the palace's nose; Kuzco and Pacha are now hanging on the nostril for dear life]

Yzma:
There they go! After them!

Guard Turned Lizard:
Come on, men! Nobody lives forever!

Guard Turned Animals:
CHARGE!!!!

[the guards jump onto the nasal passage, but because of the slippery surface, they fall right of the nostril as Kuzco and Pacha climb up the nose]

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