Dazed and Confused1993

Coach Conrad:
Come here, Randy. Come here. You been out with those losers all night?

Slater:
Hey, Coach Conrad. Remember me? Second-period gym class?

Coach Conrad:
That's the kind of people I was tellin' you about. Trouble like this means nothing to those clowns. You're the one with something to lose.

Pink:
Coach, you don't even know them. How can you even pretend to talk that way?

Coach Conrad:
Okay, Randy. I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about this. I want you to get your priorities straight, quit hanging out with those hoodlums and sign your commitment to your team. Have you done that yet?

Pink:
I'm still thinkin' about it.

Coach Conrad:
No one's paying you to think about it, just do it, son!

Pink:
You know, Coach, I gotta get goin'. Me and my "loser" friends, you know, we gotta get Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer. Oh, and Coach, I forgot. I might play ball. But I will never sign that!