Despicable Me2010

Gru:
As you can see, I've provided everything a child might need.

[He puts down two dog bowls and a newspaper, under signs reading "Food", "Water", and "Pee-Pee & Poo-Poo"]

Gru:
Alright. Um, okay, now as I was saying... [Edith knocks down an acid-filled beaker] Hey!

Edith:
[points to the mess she made] Somebody broke that.

Gru:
[calms down] Okay, okay, clearly, we need to set some rules. Rule number one: you will not touch anything.

Margo:
Uh-huh. What about the floor?

Gru:
Yes, you may touch the floor.

Margo:
What about the air?

Gru:
Yes, you may touch the air.

Edith:
[holding one of Gru's weapons] What about this?

[Gru looks at it, lets out a startled cry, and holds up a pan for protection]

Gru:
Where did you get that?

Edith:
Found it.

Gru:
[takes the weapon from Edith's hands] Okay. Rule number two: you will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: you will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart. So no-no-no annoying sounds. Alright?

Agnes:
Does this count as annoying?

[She puffs out her cheeks and pats them with her hands, making wet popping sounds.]

Gru:
[grabs her hands, looking very angry] VERY! [sighs irritably] I will see you in six hours. [leaves]

Margo:
Okay... don't worry, everything is going to be fine. We're gonna be really happy here! Right? [looks behind her] Agnes?

Agnes:
[eating candy out of the dog bowl] Mmmm?