Dirty Work1998

Mitch:
I mean we’ve always been like brothers. Now it’s just official. I mean it’s kinda cool.

Sam:
Yeah, I guess it is cool. But it does change things.

Mitch:
How’s that?

Sam:
Well, like remember the second grade, when we used those rusty soda can tops to become blood brothers? Well, it was really a bunch of trouble for nothing, because we were already brothers.

Mitch:
Yeah that’s right. Hey, hey! Hey, remember in fifth grade, when I was under the monkey bars and I sneaked a peek at your sister’s underwear? You remember that? Hey, no no: I was sneaking a peek at my own sister’s underwear!

Sam:
[Laughing.] That’s right. Oh yeah, and remember in the twelfth grade, you had sex with her?

[Both immediately stop laughing.]

Mitch:
Okay, enough reminiscing.