Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story2004

Stars: Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller, Rip Torn
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 92 minutes

How's this for impressive trivia: Dodgeball faced off against The Terminal in opening-weekend competition, and 29-year-old writer-director Rawson Marshall Thurber aced Steven Spielberg by a score of $30 to $18.7 in box-office millions. That's no mea… more »



[An Average Joe's commercial is seen in which is now newly renovated and successful due to Peter's better money management and business skills.]

Peter:
Hi, I'm Peter LaFleur, owner and operator of Average Joe's gym and I'm here to tell you, you're perfect the way you are. But if you feel like losing a few pounds, eating healthier and making a few friends in the process, then Joe's is the place for you.

[Peter is seen with Kate (who is now his girlfriend), Dwight, Gordon with his children, Steve the Pirate, Justin, Amber (Justin's pregnant girlfriend), Owen and Fran. They are surrounded by children and on top of the newly built Dodgeball gym is a picture of a wheelchair bound Patches O' Houlihan.]

Peter:
Don't forget, youth dodge ball classes are forming right now. So learn a great game like it's supposed to be played. Right, kids?

Children:
Right.

[They throw dodgeball at Peter and co, and having a blast in it. A scene soon switches to White Goodman's living room. He's now obese from drowning his sorrows in junk food]

White:
[mock laughter before turning off the TV with the remote.] Spare me, I won that tournament. [Eats a chicken thigh] F***in' Chuck Norris!

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