Downfall2004

Adolf Hitler:
Koller, do you know that Berlin is under artillery fire?

Karl Koller:
No.

Hitler:
Can't you hear the shelling?

Koller:
No, I'm in Wildpark Werder.

Hitler:
Berlin is chaotic. Apparently, the Russians have captured a railway bridge over the Oder.

Koller:
The enemy has no railway artillery near the Oder. (Looks at a notice) That's not long range artillery. The Flak and Zoobunkers say the shells are only 10 and 12 cm in caliber, meaning the Russians are closer. The Russians have positions near Marzahn.

Hitler:
That's only 12 kilometers from the city center! Are the Russians that close? They should hang the entire Luftwaffe leadership! (hangs up) This is unheard of, unheard of! The Russians are 12 kilometers from the city center. Nobody told me anything. I had to ask.

Hans Krebs:
Maybe it is long-range artillery after all. You mentioned that railway bridge over the Oder...

Hitler:
Nonsense!