A League of Their Own1992

[Ernie sees Dottie and Kit vigorously milking cows]

Ernie Capadino:
Ow. Doesn't that hurt them?

Dottie Hinson:
Doesn't seem to.

Ernie Capadino:
Well, it would bruise the hell out of me.

Dottie Hinson:
Can I help you with something?

Ernie Capadino:
I'm Ernie Capadino. I'm a baseball scout. I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad. You ever heard of Walter Harvey, makes Harvey bars - you know, the candy?

Dottie Hinson:
Yeah. We feed them to the cows when they're constipated.

Ernie Capadino:
That's the guy. He's starting a girls' baseball league, so he can make a buck while the boys are overseas. Wanna play?

Dottie Hinson:
Huh?

Ernie Capadino:
Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. It's a real league, professional.

Kit Keller:
Professional - baseball?

Ernie Capadino:
Mmm-hmm. They'll pay you 75 dollars a week.

Kit Keller:
We only make 30 at the dairy.

Ernie Capadino:
Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it?