Dracula: Dead and Loving It

     

Dracula: Dead and Loving It1995

Stars: Leslie Nielsen, Peter MacNicol, Steven Weber, Amy Yasbeck
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 88 minutes

In 1995, it was promising to hear that Mel Brooks was creating "the companion piece to Young Frankenstein." He had also brought in the heavyweight of deadpan--Leslie Nielsen. As Lt. Frank Drebin in the Police Squad movies, Nielsen has no peer for si… more »


[Dracula is hypnotizing a valet at the theatre where Doctor Seward is enjoying an opera]

Dracula:
You will tell Doctor Seward there is a message for him in the lobby... and you will remember nothing of what I tell you.

[The valet nods her head, opens the curtain to Seward's chambers, and stands there with her mouth open for a few moments, then closes the curtain]

Valet:
[noticing Dracula standing there] Hello, can I help you sir?

Dracula:
[mimicking her] Can I help you sir? [normally] What is the matter with you, why did you not tell him?

Valet:
About what?

Dracula:
About the message!

Valet:
For whom?

Dracula:
Never mind! I will tell him myself. And for your miserable performance, you will receive no tip!

Valet:
No tip?

Dracula:
Ah! That, you remember!

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