Dracula: Dead and Loving It1995

[Dracula is outside Mina's room]

Dracula:
[to the maid] Essie... Essie... Your eyelids are growing heavy. You will sleep... sleep.

[Essie nods off to sleep]

Dracula:
Mina... Mina, open your eyes!

[She does]

Dracula:
Arise, Mina.

[She does]

Dracula:
Walk to the door.

[Mina opens a door, and goes inside]

Dracula:
Mina... you are in the closet. Open the door, and come out.

[She does]

Dracula:
Now walk to the terrace door. Watch out for the foot...

[Mina trips over the footstool]

Dracula:
...Stool. Stand up.

[Essie and Mina both rise]

Dracula:
Not you. Sit!

[Mina sits]

Dracula:
No, not you, you sit.

[Essie sits]

Dracula:
You stand.

[Both stand]

Dracula:
No! Sit!

[Both sit]

Dracula:
No, you stand!

[Both stand]

Dracula:
You walk to the terrace door, and you go back to sleep! Watch out!

[Essie and Mina bump into one another and fall to the floor. Dracula throws his arms up in frustration]

Dracula:
Wait there I am coming, Turn off the lights so no one will see me coming

[Dracula enters the house and exits the house, carrying a body]

Dracula:
[carrying Essie out instead of Mina] You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.

Essie:
Oh I can't wait!

Dracula:
[stares at her in surprise] NOT YOU!

Dracula:
[takes her back inside and throws her on the floor, and carries Mina out, speaking and walking very fast] You will be my bride throughout eternity, we'll share the endless passion of immortal love!