Dude, Where's My Car?

     

Dude, Where's My Car?2000

Director: Danny Leiner
Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott, Jennifer Garner, Marla Sokoloff, Kristy Swanson
Genre: Comedy, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 83 minutes

Sometimes, stupidity is its own reward. Dude, Where's My Car? is one of the most ridiculous movies ever made--so ridiculous, and so thoroughly cheerful about being ridiculous, that it's thoroughly entertaining. Jesse and Chester (Ashton Kutcher and … more »


Chinese Food Intercom:
And then?

Jesse:
And then... (laughs nervously) I'm gonna come in there... (grows livid) and I'm gonna put my goddamn foot in your f***ing ass IF YOU SAY "AND THEN" AGAIN!!!!

(pause; Jesse almost gives in)

Chinese Food Intercom:
(repeatedly) And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then!

(Jesse angrily smashes the speaker box, but Chester and Nelson pull him back inside the car, and they drive away)

Chinese Food Intercom:
(severely damaged) And then...?

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