Dude, Where's My Car?

     

Dude, Where's My Car?2000

Director: Danny Leiner
Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott, Jennifer Garner, Marla Sokoloff, Kristy Swanson
Genre: Comedy, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 83 minutes

Sometimes, stupidity is its own reward. Dude, Where's My Car? is one of the most ridiculous movies ever made--so ridiculous, and so thoroughly cheerful about being ridiculous, that it's thoroughly entertaining. Jesse and Chester (Ashton Kutcher and … more »


Jesse:
Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Chester:
Maybe you should go sit on the toilet?

Jesse:
No. No. You know what the feeling is? It's love!

Chester:
Is that what that is?

Jesse:
Yeah. I'm in love with Wanda and you're in love with Wilma.

Chester:
Yeah!

Jesse:
You see. Now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends... we can change.

Chester:
We can?

Jesse:
Yeah, and you know what else? I'll bet you that we did buy them super cool anniversary gifts. You know why? 'Coz we love them.

Chester:
And we wrapped them really cool wrapping paper?

Jesse:
Yeah.

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