Duplex2003

Mrs. Connelly:
  I always thought it was strange, your husband staying home while you were out there, providin'.

Nancy Kendricks:
  Well, he's a writer.

Mrs. Connelly:
  [laughs]  Writer?  The man naps more than a newborn pup.  What's he writing about, sheep?

Nancy Kendricks:
  Is there something, Mrs. Connelly?

Mrs. Connelly:
  Oh, I guess ya could say there was something!  I've got 'something' on display in my kitchen.

[cut to a scene in Connelly's kitchen]

Nancy Kendricks:
  That is not a mouse dropping, it's a raisin.

Mrs. Connelly:
  That is the leavings of a mouse.

Nancy Kendricks:
  It's a raisin!  [puts the raisin in mouth; expression turns to disgust as she hacks up raisin]

Mrs. Connelly:
  I spayed it with Lysol.