I, Robot2004

[After Spooner arrives at the station]

Lt. Bergin:
Lead by example. Says that right on your badge. So, are we going to talk about this?

Spooner:
About what?

[Behind him, the other cops laugh]

Police Officer:
[sarcastically] Police, help me! That robot stole my dry-cleaning! [laughs]

Spooner:
Ohhh, you wanna talk about that.

Lt. Bergin:
Spoon, how many robots have ever snatched a purse?

Spooner:
John, the thing is runnin'-

Lt. Bergin:
No, how many robots... in the world have ever committed a crime?

Spooner:
Now, define "crime"-

Lt. Bergin:
Answer the question, dammit.

Spooner:
[long pause] None, John.

Lt. Bergin:
What happened today?

Spooner:
Nothing.

Lt. Bergin:
Better be the last "nothing."