Inspector Gadget1999

Dr. Claw:
Greetings, Inspector. Glad you could drop in.

Inspector Gadget:
I owe you one, Scolex.

Dr. Claw:
Oh?

Inspector Gadget:
You blew me up and my Chevette. And I really liked that car.

Dr. Claw:
Well, you crushed my hand, and I really liked that hand. So Go Go get over it.

Inspector Gadget:
I don't know what you're up to, Scolex, but you'll never get away with it!

Dr. Claw:
[chortles] Oh, how cliché, Inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons. [he, Kramer and Inspector Gadget look at the camera, thus breaking the fourth wall]. Unfortunately, Gadget, in the real world, evil often quite prevails. Tsk. Afraid so. [to Sykes] Pull him up. [Sykes pushes button to rotate Gadget upwards.] Now, look how your current replacement is helping people... [chortles] ...to cross the street.

Inspector Gadget:
Hey, he looks just like me. I don't get it. Why would you do this?

Kramer:
To make teachers!

Dr. Claw:
[angrily] SHUT UP!

Kramer:
Oh! [whimpers]

Dr. Claw:
I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the perks. COMPRENDÉ?!

Inspector Gadget:
Yeah, I comprendé.

Dr. Claw:
[annoyed chuckle] No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. I comprendo, yo comprendo. Conjugate the word, for pity's sake.

Inspector Gadget:
[understanding] Oh.

Dr. Claw:
Pull out his NSA chip before he butchers another language.

Kramer:
You're kidding, right? Okay, you see, he's always kidding! I never know.

Dr. Claw:
This time, no. I wanna make sure nobody else can develop their own android. Do it, or you'll be building yourself a new head.

Kramer:
Ohh.

Sykes:
[laughs and grunts] "New head."

Kramer:
[closes eyes] Okay, I am not here right now. I am on a beach, with dolphins. And, oh, hi, look, it's a Starfish. [opens eyes] I don't feel so good. Ohh. [faints]

Dr. Claw:
I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help is so hard to find these days. Would you mind if I do the honors, hmm? [Gadget shakes his head.] Well, here goes. Arrivèderci, ciao, ciao. [removes chip from Gadget and shuts him down.] Good-bye, Mr. Chip. [destroys N.S.A chip, and the camera cuts to Gadget, with a shocked expression] Dump this idiot in the junkyard.

Sykes:
Yes, boss. [grabs Kramer]

Dr. Claw:
[chortles] Oh, no, not that idiot, this one.

Sykes:
[grunts] I wish you'd be specific, we got an awful lot of idiots around here.

Dr. Claw:
Attention, RoboGadget. Destroy the city and have some fun.

RoboGadget:
OK, boss! You with the beard, come here!