Iron Man 22010

[During the Senate hearing on the Iron Man suit]

Senator Stern:
My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.

Tony:
Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude, or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. [Laughter from the gallery] You can't have it.

Stern:
Look, I'm no expert–

Tony:
In prostitution? Of course not, you're a senator. Come on! [More laughter from the gallery as Tony turns to Pepper, who isn't laughing]