Is It College Yet?2002

Helen:
Daria! Hi! How was the last day of school? Do you want to lie down?

Daria:
I have an announcement to make.

Helen:
Oh, God, Daria! It'll be all right, I promise!

Daria:
I have broken up with my boyfriend. Yes, it hurts, but it was my idea, and despite the pain I feel, I remain convinced it is for the best. I am looking forward to summer, and, to my amazement, excited about college next year. Now I shall go to my room without taking questions. Ignore any muffled screams you may hear, especially if they're Quinn's. [goes upstairs]

Jake:
She and Tom broke up? Just like that? No clues, no warning signs? I'd better go talk to her! This could drive her back to military school! What should I say? Damn it, Helen! Where's our copy of Mr. Spock?

Helen:
Jake, your concern is very sweet, but I think she's going to be okay.