Happy Gilmore

     

Happy Gilmore1996

Stars: Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Frances Bay
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 92 minutes

Adam Sandler fans are sure to enjoy this no-brainer comedy, but everyone else is strongly advised to proceed with caution. Before scoring a more enjoyable hit with his 1998 comedy The Wedding Singer, the former Saturday Night Live goofball played Ha… more »


Chubbs:
Golf's no different from hockey. It requires talent and self discipline.

Happy:
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass.

Chubbs:
Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball 400 yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour!

Happy:
And how would I do that?

Chubbs:
You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows, maybe you'll win the Tour Championship. Get that gold jacket that I never got.

Happy:
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a sh*t?

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