Happy Gilmore1996

Announcer:
We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last.

Barker:
I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.

Happy:
You better relax, Bob.

Barker:
There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf.

Happy:
All right. Let's go!

[he punches Barker in the face]

Happy:
You like that, old man?! You want a piece of me?!

Barker:
[shakes his head as he get up from the ground] I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole THING!

[he repeatedly punches Happy vigorously until he hits the water]

Happy:
[angrily emerges from the water] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!

[he and Barker continue fighting, and they roll down the hill, until Happy conks Barker in the head and gets back on his feet]

Man from behind:
[cheers Happy on] Happy!

Happy:
The Price is wrong, b*tch!

[Barker suddenly chokes Happy and punches him 3 times]

Barker:
I think you've had enough.

[Happy tries to get back up again]

Barker:
No?

[he kicks Happy in the face once more]

Barker:
Now you've had enough. [sets off, then turns back to Happy] B*tch.