Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay2008

Stars: John Cho, Kal Penn, Rob Corddry, Jack Conley
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 104 minutes

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is the 2008 film sequel to the 2004 film, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. John Cho and Kal Penn reprise their roles as the eponymous stoner duo, along with Paula Garcés as Harold's love interest, Maria. more »



Old Lady:
(sees Kumar is smoking a homemade bong) T-T-T-TERRORIST!

[The passengers begin to scream and panic]

Harold:
No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just an idiot.

Kumar:
This is just a bong.

Male Passenger:
He said he's got a bomb!

Male Passenger 1:
He's gonna blow up the plane!

Kumar:
It's not a bomb, it's just a bong.

[An undercover flight marshal draws a pistol and tackles Kumar; the bong flies forward, hits the floor and shatters, releasing smoke]

Businessman:
Poison gas!

[People start to panic and flee towards the cockpit]

Marshal:
[To Kumar] You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist f***!

Harold:
Hey! Hey what are you doing!

[A second flight marshal tackles Harold]

Marshal:
There are three, air marshals on board, three!

Kumar:
We are not terrorists sir! That's a bong, not a bomb!

Marshal:
Shut up!

Marshal 2:
[Draws Pistol] I got this one!

Harold:
Ow! I'm in great amount of pain, sir!

[As the passengers slowly calm down, the first Marshal looks at the crowd]

Marshal:
Everybody relax. Just calm down everything's under control! Tell them to turn the plane around; these two a**holes are going back to the US!

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