Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay2008
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 104 minutes
Old Lady:
(sees Kumar is smoking a homemade bong) T-T-T-TERRORIST!
[The passengers begin to scream and panic]
Harold:
No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just an idiot.
Kumar:
This is just a bong.
Male Passenger:
He said he's got a bomb!
Male Passenger 1:
He's gonna blow up the plane!
Kumar:
It's not a bomb, it's just a bong.
[An undercover flight marshal draws a pistol and tackles Kumar; the bong flies forward, hits the floor and shatters, releasing smoke]
Businessman:
Poison gas!
[People start to panic and flee towards the cockpit]
Marshal:
[To Kumar] You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist f***!
Harold:
Hey! Hey what are you doing!
[A second flight marshal tackles Harold]
Marshal:
There are three, air marshals on board, three!
Kumar:
We are not terrorists sir! That's a bong, not a bomb!
Marshal:
Shut up!
Marshal 2:
[Draws Pistol] I got this one!
Harold:
Ow! I'm in great amount of pain, sir!
[As the passengers slowly calm down, the first Marshal looks at the crowd]
Marshal:
Everybody relax. Just calm down everything's under control! Tell them to turn the plane around; these two a**holes are going back to the US!
Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019
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