Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets2002

Dean Thomas:
Ron? Is that your owl?

(Errol is flying towards the Gryffindor table with a letter; he crashes into a bowl of crisps, knocking them all over the table; Slytherins laugh as Ron nervously picks up the letter and Errol flies off)

Ron:
That bloody bird's a menace. [looks at the letter] Oh no!

Seamus Finnigan:
Look, everyone! Weasley's got himself a Howler!

Neville Longbottom:
Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once... [looking uneasy] It was horrible!

(Ron nervously opens the Howler and Mrs. Weasley's voice echoes around the hall)

Mrs. Weasley via Howler:
RONALD WEASLEY!!! (The Howler forms itself into a ranting mouth) HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR!! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!! (The Howler turns to Ginny, who is eating her breakfast; its voice is now quiet and loving) Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud. (The Howler turns back to Ron and blows a raspberry at him, then tears itself to pieces)