Heartbreak Ridge1986

[Gunnery Sergeant Highway, newly-arrived on base, has come to battalion headquarters and found Sergeant Major Choozoo's office. The door is open, and Highway enters and helps himself to the coffee in the Sergeant Major's mug.]

Sergeant Major Choozoo:
[Entering the office] Hey, crotch rot, you gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?

Gunnery Sergeant Highway:
Yeah, I should've gotten shots beforehand.

Choozoo:
If your brain was half as quick as your mouth, skunk stool, you'd be a friggin' twenty-star general by now.

Highway:
And if I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic.

Choozoo:
Still a mean and nasty bastard. God-damn good to see you, Tom! [Hugs Highway] Back where you belong!

Highway:
Hey, go easy on me, or else everybody's gonna think I'm spoken for.