High Fidelity2000

Customer:
Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.

Barry:
Yea we have it.

Customer:
Great great... Well, can I have it?

Barry:
No, you can't.

Customer:
Why not?!

Barry:
Because it's sentimental tacky crap that's why. Do we look like a store that sells "I Just Called to Say I Love You"? Go to the mall!

Customer:
What's your problem?!

Barry:
Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oh oh oh wait! Is she in a coma?

Customer:
Oh, okay buddy. I didn't know it was Pick on the Middle-Aged Square Guy Day. My apologies. I'll be on my way.

Barry:
[sarcastically] Buh-bye!

Customer:
Screw you!