The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey2012

Frodo:
[finds a sketch of a younger Bilbo] What's this?

Old Bilbo:
That is private. Keep your sticky paws off. [Frodo start to look at the book, Bilbo hides the text] It's not ready yet.

Frodo:
Not ready for what?

Old Bilbo:
Reading. [notices a bundle of envelopes] What on earth are these?

Frodo:
Replies to the party invitations.

Old Bilbo:
[excited] Good gracious. Is it today?

Frodo:
They all said they are coming. Except for the Sackville-Bagginses, who demand that you ask them in person.

Old Bilbo:
Really... Over my dead body.

Frodo:
They'd probably find that quite agreeable. They seem to think you have tunnels overflowing with gold.

Old Bilbo:
It was one small chest; hardly overflowing. [whispers] And it still smells of troll! [Hides some gold cups]

Frodo:
[notices Bilbo's behavior] What on earth are you doing?

Old Bilbo:
Taking precautions! You know, I caught her making off with the silverware once.

Frodo:
Who?

Old Bilbo:
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins. She had all my spoons stuffed in her pockets! Ha! Dreadful woman! Make sure you keep an eye of her after I, um, I... When I'm...

Frodo:
When you're what?

Old Bilbo:
[not wanting to tell] It's nothing, nothing...

Frodo:
You know, some people are beginning to wonder about you, uncle. They think you are becoming...odd.

Old Bilbo:
"Odd"?

Frodo:
Hmm, unsociable.

Old Bilbo:
"Unsociable"? Me? Nonsense! [Hands Frodo a sign] Be a good lad and put that out at the gate.

[The sign reads "No admittance; Except on party business."]