The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey2012

Bilbo:
Good morning.

Gandalf:
What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that it is a morning to be good on?

Bilbo:
...All of them at once, I suppose. [long pause] Can I help you?

Gandalf:
That remains to be seen. I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure.

Bilbo:
[Bilbo stares at Gandalf] An adventure?... Well, I don't imagine anyone west of Bree would have much interest in adventures. Nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things. Make you late for dinner! [When Gandalf still doesn't leave, Bilbo awkwardly goes to his mail, pretending to pay no attention to him. Finally, he clears his throat.] Good morning! [Heads for his front door]

Gandalf:
To think that I should have lived to be "good morninged" by Belladonna Took's son as if I were selling buttons at the door!

Bilbo:
[stops] Beg your pardon?

Gandalf:
You've changed. And not entirely for the better, Bilbo Baggins.

Bilbo:
I'm sorry, do I know you?

Gandalf:
Well, you know my name although you don't remember I belong to it; I am Gandalf! And Gandalf means... me.

Bilbo:
Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard who made such excellent fireworks. Old Took use to have them on Mid-summer's Eve. [chuckles] No idea you were still in business.

Gandalf:
And where else should I be? [Bilbo continues to smoke his pipe] All the same, I'm pleased to find you remember something about me, even if it's only my fireworks. Well, that's decided. It will be very good for you... and most amusing for me. I shall inform the others.

Bilbo:
[startled] Inform who? Wait, wha- no! No. No, wait. We do not want any adventures here, thank you- not today! Not-- I suggest you try over the Hill or across the Water. Good morning! [hurries inside and shuts the door]