The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey2012

[Bilbo opens the door]

Fíli:
Fíli.

Kíli:
And Kíli.

Fíli and Kíli:
[bowing] At your service.

Kíli:
You must be Mr. Boggins!

Bilbo:
Nope! You can't come in; you've come to the wrong house.

[Bilbo tries to shut the door, but Kíli pushes it open]

Kíli:
[deflated] What? Has it been cancelled?

Fíli:
No one told us.

Bilbo:
Ca-? No, nothing's been cancelled.

Kíli:
[smiles] That's a relief!

[They walk in as if they had been expected.]

Fíli:
Careful with these. I just had 'em sharpened. [tosses Bilbo their blades]

Kíli:
It's nice, this place. You do it yourself?

Bilbo:
Well, no, it's been in the family for years- [Sees Kíli rubbing his shoes on the furniture] That's my mother's glory box! Could you please not do that?

Dwalin:
Fíli, Kíli, come on. Give us a hand.

Kíli:
[smiling at the sight of Dwalin] Mr. Dwalin.

[Dwalin leads Fíli and Kíli into the dining room.]

Balin:
[about the table] Let's shove this in the hallway. Otherwise, we'll never get everyone in.

Bilbo:
[surprised] He-- "Everyone"? How many more are there? [doorbell rings again, Bilbo is getting rather cross as he heads for the door.] Oh no. No, no. [louder, tossing the knives to the floor] There's nobody home! Go away and bother somebody else! There's far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is! I-i-if this is some... clot-head's idea of a joke... [chuckles sarcastically] ...I can only say. It is in very poor taste! [opens the door and eight dwarves (Dori, Nori, Ori, Óin, Glóin, Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur) fall down on top of each other. Gandalf stands behind looking at Bilbo.] [with an irritated look on his face] Gandalf.