Horse Feathers1932

Frank:
Dad, let me congratulate you. I'm proud to be your son.

Wagstaff:
My boy, you took the words right out of my mouth. I'm ashamed to be your father. You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible. What's all this talk I hear about you fooling around with the college widow? No wonder you can't get out of college. Twelve years in one college! I went to three colleges in twelve years and fooled around with three college widows! When I was your age, I went to bed right after supper. Sometimes I went to bed before supper. Sometimes I went without my supper and didn't go to bed at all! A college widow stood for something in those days. In fact, she stood for plenty.

Frank:
There's nothing wrong between me and the college widow.

Wagstaff:
There isn't, huh? Then you're crazy to fool around with her.

Frank:
Aw, but you don't...

Wagstaff:
I don't want to talk to you again about this, you snob. I'd horsewhip you, if I had a horse. You may go now. Leave your name and address with the girl outside, and if anything turns up we'll get in touch with you...Where you going?

Frank:
Well, you just told me to go.

Wagstaff:
So that's what they taught you in college. Just when I tell you to go, you leave me! You know you can't leave a schoolroom without raising your hand no matter where you're going.