Horse Feathers1932

Wagstaff:
Have you ever had any experience as a kidnapper?

Baravelli:
You bet. You know what I do when I kidnap somebody? First I call them up on the telephone, then I send them my chauffeur...It costs too much money to keep a car and a chauffeur so I sold the car.

Wagstaff:
Well, that shows you how little I know. I would have kept the car and sold the chauffeur.

Baravelli:
That's-a no good. I gotta have a chauffeur to take me to work in the morning.

Wagstaff:
Well, if you've got no car, how can he take you to work?

Baravelli:
He don't have to take me to work. I no gotta job.

Wagstaff:
Baravelli. This is the finish. How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?