Hotel Transylvania 22015

[Drac is in his room picking out pajamas and upset that his family might be leaving him.]

Drac:
[mocking Mavis] "Dad, it's (a baby tooth,) not a fang! Dad, I don't know if it's the right place for Dennis! Right, Johnny?" [mocking Johnny] "Oh, hey, dude-man. It's not me, it's Mavy! Hey, dude-man! I'm afraid to say anything! Hey, dudeman! I'm a dude man!"

Frankenstein('s Monster):
[at the door and peeks in] Uh, Drac, who-who are you talking to?

Shrunken Head:
Do not disturb! The Count's wiggin' out in here!

[Drac starts brushing his fangs.]

Frank(enstein's Monster):
What are you wiggin' out about, Drac?

Drac:
The kids! Mavy-wavy saying she wants to leave! [gargles with blood red mouthwash as Frank talks]

Frankenstein:
She wants to leave? W(ell… w)hat about Johnny? He doesn't want to go. He's making the hotel more human-y... for Dennis. You know, seeing that he isn't a monster.

Drac:
[flossing his fangs with a spider's web and breaks his string upon hearing this statement] He is a monster! He's just a late fanger.

Shrunken Head:
Mm-hmm, and I could be a hand model.

Drac:
Shut up! It's all that human-y stuff that's confusing poor Denisovich. [waves and a bathroom opens up in the wall, goes inside and the wall seals back up]

Frank:
So maybe you gotta get the kid around more monster-y... things. [leans on the wall and accidentally opens Drac's wardrobe closet] Ooh. Oh, I need a cape. (I'm sure Drac wouldn't mind for a moment.)

Drac:
[from inside the bathroom] (I try out, but) I can't! She's always around checking up on me!

Frank:
[goes in the closet and comes out wearing one of Drac's outfits, which fits him very tight] Man, if you could just get some alone time…

Drac:
Wait a minute! That's what Johnny wants too - alone time with Mavis!

Frank:
[chuckles at how he looks in Drac's outfit, but then all of a sudden starts suffocating from the tight clothes, panics and pulls out a spatula to wedge some space around his neck; straining] Ha-have they even had a vacation since before they were married?! [tries desperately to take off the outfit before Drac catches him wearing it and comes out of the bathroom as it seals up behind him, and at the same time, Frank just barely manages to get out of the outfit and put it back in the wardrobe before he sees]

Drac:
They're going to now, and so are we! Frank, you're a genius! [notices that Frank is shirtless and looks at him with a blank look on his face. Frank just stands there with an awkward smile on his face. He looks around the room, holds his hands, then clears his throat waiting for the awkward moment to pass as Dracula looks at him. Finally, Dracula speaks his idea] (Anyways…) We'll take Denisovch to all our old haunts. Each of us will show him our skills… teach him how to be a monster… [As he says it, he imagines himself and Dennis in the forest. He hunts and eats a white mouse while Dennis watches him in amazement and fangs suddenly sprout from his upper jaw.] ...And he'll be fanging it up in no time!

Shrunken head:
Boy turns 5 next week! If he's not a vampire by his birthday, it ain't happening!

Drac:
Oh, it ain't ain't happening, baby! All he needs is time with his vampa!

Frank:
"Vampa"?

Drac:
[exasperated] "Vampire grandpa." Come on, man! That's obvious!