Hotel Transylvania 22015

[After Dennis' 5th birthday party is ruined]

Vlad:
[to his son, Dracula] Hey, what did you just do? A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out.

Drac:
I don't care! It's... it's not worth it!

Mavis:
What's not worth it?

Drac:
It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire so you'd stay.

Mavis:
By ruining his favorite thing? How could you (made Grandpa Vlad) do that?

Johnny:
We were desperate!

Mavis:
You were in on this( too)?

Johnny:
Dennis won't be happy in my town.

Mavis:
(But) Dennis hasn't been there( yet)!

Erik:
[plays organ while singing] The husband and wife! Hear the strain and the strife–

Drac, Mavis and Johnny:
[to Erik] SHUT UP!

Mavis:
(Oh, boy…) Johnny, Dennis is not a monster! [Vlad makes a shocked face] He likes avocado!

Johnny:
'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun!

Linda:
I think Dennis just wants to be normal.

Mavis:
Can we stop using the word, "normal"?

[Dennis walks away sadly, feeling not good enough to fit in]

Drac:
Where we live now, he's normal!

Mavis:
He is who he is and you can't change him, Dad.

[Dennis runs out of the room, Winnie follows him. Bella watches them from the window. Outside the castle... in the forest...]

Winnie:
Dennis, where are you going?

Dennis:
Away!

Winnie:
But it's not safe out here by ourselves. I know a place where we can hide. Follow me! [they run to a tree house as their secret hiding place]

[Back at the party...]

Vlad:
If you didn't stop me, my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life, like schlumpy over here. [gestures to Johnny]

Johnny:
"A wimp"!?

Drac:
Johnny, be cool.

Johnny:
[climbs on the stage, and walks to him] You wanna throw down, old man?! [does karate move at him] Certified yellow belt since 1997! [takes off his wig, blowing his cover]

Drac:
No! (Oh, too late…)

Vlad:
What's this now, you're not a vampire?

Johnny:
(Huh? Oh…) [guilty] Uh, bleh?

Mike:
Of course he's (a) human. He's our son( in fact). You think we're monsters? [he and Linda wipe off their make-up, revealing their true selves]

Vlad:
[gasps; to Drac] You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid! Why don't you just put a stake through my heart?!

Drac:
We don't hate humans anymore and they don't hate us( either).

[the other humans reveal themselves as well]

Bela:
(W-what?) [outraged of this charade] HUMANS!? [scratches the window, and growls]

Vlad:
You're a fool!

Drac:
Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, most special boy I've ever met. And if you can't give him the love he deserves because he's half-human, then you're the fool.

Mavis:
[hugs him lovingly] Oh, Daddy.

[Drac hugs her back]

Johnny:
Hey, (speaking of which…) where is Dennis? Dennis!

Mavis:
Dennis?